
Originariamente inviato da
HalfManHalfBiscuit
Ok now i have the ULTIMATE GUIDE if you make shit and your phones breaks/dies FOREVER
Listen carefully and do what i did once
DON´T PANIC,if you have Garantie = Garantire on your phone,go to the store you broth your phone and play
STUPID
Ok,this is what you will do my friends
WORKS ALMOST ALWAYS 99,9%
YOU : My phone is broke
SELLER : Why that kid,what happened?
YOU : Sir it´s very simple,you sold me some serious poop (If it´s in your character start a bit crying,show a few tears really helps)
SELLER : That´s impossible kid,that´s a brand new phone
YOU : That´s a brand new
SHIT you sold me Mr. and slap with your hand against the table
SELLER : (Thinks your crazy and you´ll scare all the other customers) Kid calm down,it´s just a phone
YOU : Yeah it´s just a 600$ phone not much more and i WILL not calm down SIR (SAY SIR IT´S VERY IMPORTANT) (Again show a few tears to soften the SELLER heart,that is if he has one (you got nothing to lose here))
SELLER : (If your lucky he´ll think the kid is prepared for the worst,better i give him a new phone or he will shot me down)(Your not intending to do that of course,but he has to think that ) Ok kid i see it was my mistake,you´ll get a BRAND new phone
YOU : Mmmmm are you sure that´s not going to happen again SIR? (AGAIN SIR VERY IMPORTANT) (Play hard to get satisfied )Ok i see i can TRUST YOU (You of course don´t think that)Thanks for your understanding SIR
If you have any questions please ask,don´t be scared to ask
