
Originariamente inviato da
HalfManHalfBiscuit
Ok now i have the ULTIMATE GUIDE if you make shit and your phones breaks/dies FOREVER
Listen carefully and do what i did once
DONīT PANIC,if you have Garantie = Garantire on your phone,go to the store you broth your phone and play
STUPID
Ok,this is what you will do my friends
WORKS ALMOST ALWAYS 99,9%
YOU : My phone is broke
SELLER : Why that kid,what happened?
YOU : Sir itīs very simple,you sold me some serious poop (If itīs in your character start a bit crying,show a few tears really helps)
SELLER : Thatīs impossible kid,thatīs a brand new phone
YOU : Thatīs a brand new
SHIT you sold me Mr. and slap with your hand against the table
SELLER : (Thinks your crazy and youīll scare all the other customers) Kid calm down,itīs just a phone
YOU : Yeah itīs just a 600$ phone not much more and i WILL not calm down SIR (SAY SIR ITīS VERY IMPORTANT) (Again show a few tears to soften the SELLER heart,that is if he has one (you got nothing to lose here))
SELLER : (If your lucky heīll think the kid is prepared for the worst,better i give him a new phone or he will shot me down)(Your not intending to do that of course,but he has to think that ) Ok kid i see it was my mistake,youīll get a BRAND new phone
YOU : Mmmmm are you sure thatīs not going to happen again SIR? (AGAIN SIR VERY IMPORTANT) (Play hard to get satisfied )Ok i see i can TRUST YOU (You of course donīt think that)Thanks for your understanding SIR
If you have any questions please ask,donīt be scared to ask
